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The patient refused autopsy.

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The patient has no previous history of suicides.

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Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

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Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

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She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

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Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

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On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

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The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

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The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

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Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

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Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

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Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

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She is numb from her toes down.

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While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

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The skin was moist and dry.

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Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

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Patient was alert and unresponsive.

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Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

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She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

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I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

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Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

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Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

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The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

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Skin: somewhat pale. but present.

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The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

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Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

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Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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